I've been plotting my world domination today. It's proceeded exactly as planned, although I wish more of it could be done by stripping boys of their dignity and doing terrible things to them. Instead, I was in front of a computer most of the day, typing and revising. As many of you know, my (mostly) full-time job is as a personal trainer/health and fitness consultant. This career has recaptured my attention, and thus I've been spending less of my work hours beating people up (at least, with whips and chains). I'm thinking I might be headed out of this business, although I'd like to have a continued internet presence, especially in the form of more videos. The truth is that most of the boys out there are too fickle...as soon as I get used to having you around, you disappear. And I must say...I'm not used to not getting what I want.

But I'm a fickle person (meaning that I believe what I believe passionately until I change my mind) and, knowing that, I'm not making any decisions today. Maybe tomorrow. But if you'd like to try to change my mind, I'm willing to hear your pleas...