I'm buying a pair of shoes today that I'm very excited about...very sexy, not too high, and even comfortable to wear. The pair of shoes I won't be buying, however, is the one I wanted to share with you...

My salesman was a bit of a foot fetishist...you can tell in the way they bring you shoes, the way they talk about them, the way they watch you walk in them. He brought me a pair of Prada sheos that I would never wear, but because I knew he wanted so badly to see me in them, I put them on. I understand foot fetish to a point, but one thing I don't get and never will is the pointy toe thing. I HATE shoes with pointy toes. I think they look ridiculous, especially on someone like me, who has long, narrow feet already. I'm also not a fan of having a sandal shoe with my heel enveloped, because it fits me badly and looks bulbous and clonky to me. But apparently I'm alone in my dislike of these things, because anytime I've indulged someone by wearing shoes of this description, they've invariably had an orgasm (at least, a mental one). These Prada shoes...I tried to find a pic online, but couldn't. They were black with very pointed toes and a four-inch stiletto, with one of those bulky heels. He just about fainted as I pirouetted around in them. "Toe cleavage" he sighed, as I complained that my toes weren't covered by the foreshortened toe.

Well, to each their own! I'll get my shoes today, but we exchanged cards...maybe we'll bump into each other again, if not at Nordstroms, then maybe in the dungeon!